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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

Is that an alot?
I… I think that’s an alot.
simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

Is that an alot?
I… I think that’s an alot.

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

Is that an alot?

I… I think that’s an alot.

(via getmecandynow)

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

(via rugessnome)

internetexplwhorer:

internetexplwhorer:

d0nn0:

Lets make a mediocre text post

image

ignore this post i thought you said meteor..

(via idontknowbutidblametheenglish)

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

image

(via idontknowbutidblametheenglish)

darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version
darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version

darthrevaan:

the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version

(via zoryrory)

cariebeara81492:

did you just…
foryoursexualinformation:

I don’t know about you, but if someone were to say that before putting a condom on, I would be even more down for having sex with them!
foryoursexualinformation:

I don’t know about you, but if someone were to say that before putting a condom on, I would be even more down for having sex with them!
foryoursexualinformation:

I don’t know about you, but if someone were to say that before putting a condom on, I would be even more down for having sex with them!
foryoursexualinformation:

I don’t know about you, but if someone were to say that before putting a condom on, I would be even more down for having sex with them!
foryoursexualinformation:

I don’t know about you, but if someone were to say that before putting a condom on, I would be even more down for having sex with them!

foryoursexualinformation:

I don’t know about you, but if someone were to say that before putting a condom on, I would be even more down for having sex with them!

(via getmecandynow)








They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.







They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.

They fight no better than your men did, Merikus. Perhaps not as well.

(via 2sly4u-writes)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

The octopus

(via getmecandynow)

cooba22:

This one wins
cooba22:

This one wins

cooba22:

This one wins

(via 2sly4u-writes)

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

(via idontknowbutidblametheenglish)

madlori:

jmathieson-fic:

mumblingsage:

decodethefallenmoon:

molokoko:

amazing

“Just so everyone is aware, there is a bunch of misleading info being spread around re: ALS research - the “27%” figure is based on previous years’ annual funding; furthermore, the remainder goes to improving the quality of life of those suffering from ALS. Given that the annual funding is approximately 16M, that’s just over 4M spent on decreasing their suffering. It isn’t greed, it’s a lack of money.”Shut up already.

The ALS Association has a 4-star rating from Charity Watchdog. 
And the next time you start to complain about a charity either a) working on multiple fronts (because that’s what ALSA does—both seeking a cure and helping people suffering now) or b) daring to have administration expenses—let’s see how long you can last, much less tackle a cause, without printer paper and an internet connection. 

As someone who has watched a family member die from a neuro-degenerative disease; funding to develop better wheelchairs and bedsore creams is *just* as important as funding research to cure the disease itself…

A friend of mine posted an update from one of HER friends to FB earlier.  Her dad has ALS.  The ALS foundation came out to see if they could put in a ramp for his wheelchair, but they couldn’t afford it because of the kind of ramp he needed for the kind of house they had.
This week they called back and said hey, the thing is, we suddenly have a bunch of money, so we’re coming out to build that ramp.  And they did.  She posted pics.
So if you feel like bitching about the ice bucket challenge…reconsider.

madlori:

jmathieson-fic:

mumblingsage:

decodethefallenmoon:

molokoko:

amazing

Just so everyone is aware, there is a bunch of misleading info being spread around re: ALS research - the “27%” figure is based on previous years’ annual funding; furthermore, the remainder goes to improving the quality of life of those suffering from ALS. Given that the annual funding is approximately 16M, that’s just over 4M spent on decreasing their suffering. It isn’t greed, it’s a lack of money.”

Shut up already.

The ALS Association has a 4-star rating from Charity Watchdog. 

And the next time you start to complain about a charity either a) working on multiple fronts (because that’s what ALSA does—both seeking a cure and helping people suffering now) or b) daring to have administration expenses—let’s see how long you can last, much less tackle a cause, without printer paper and an internet connection. 

As someone who has watched a family member die from a neuro-degenerative disease; funding to develop better wheelchairs and bedsore creams is *just* as important as funding research to cure the disease itself…

A friend of mine posted an update from one of HER friends to FB earlier.  Her dad has ALS.  The ALS foundation came out to see if they could put in a ramp for his wheelchair, but they couldn’t afford it because of the kind of ramp he needed for the kind of house they had.

This week they called back and said hey, the thing is, we suddenly have a bunch of money, so we’re coming out to build that ramp.  And they did.  She posted pics.

So if you feel like bitching about the ice bucket challenge…reconsider.